You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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