...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So "Abstinence August" was a bust. Maybe I'll try for "Sex-free September" or "Only if we're facebook official October"
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
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