what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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