I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I need a legitimate reason as to why the microwave door is in the shower
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
So i stood up out of the sunroof while he gave me oral. Car was still moving. Exactly how illegal is that?
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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