question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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