so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Found your dick twin last night
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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