we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
Sext: Bring me pancakes from the midnight breakfast gathering please
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
THEY LEFT ME IN A CLUB BY MYSELF. I’M SO ANNOYED. I’M GOING TO FUCK THEIR BARTENDER FRIEND. Caps only because I’m really mad.
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