last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
Will exercising make me less horny?
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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