Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
I just want to make out with him forever
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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