"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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