i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
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