so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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