was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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