If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
