whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I'm sorry but I require more work than your hamster. I need food, a minimum of 5 pillows, and I need to be played with daily.
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
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