I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
On a scale from 1 to 10 how gross is it to get a chili dog from a vending machine?
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
I could have sworn that I went home last night... but judging from the couch I just woke up on, apparently not.
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