We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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