If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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