What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
The sun is gonna brush it's hairy dick across my forehead in the morning, gently whispering: "you're 4 hours late for work"
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
you can't get cum all over my hair and then tell me you just want to be friends
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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