I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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