you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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