Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
just got back. in my inebriated state i broke an ugly lamp and was sent to the store (still drunk) to get a new one. just spent last half hour in isle 3 of dollar general surounded by more ugly lamps and trying not to throw up on each and every single one.
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