Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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