You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
So high. I just took a picture of my chewed gum so I can remember to paint a picture of it as a cloud later.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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