I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I just busted my piggy bank to afford McDonald's. This is my personal cry for help.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
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