So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The only thing the cop asked me is..... "how are you still alive"?
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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