I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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