no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
After the party last night, I dreamt I continued drinking... Apparently my subconscious didn't think I'd had enough...
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
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