I'm drive I can fine osifer
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The cop told us he we helped him pass his monthly bong quota. He almost ran out of room on the hood of his car..
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
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