She just sent me a txt where every word ended in "zzz", with about a hundred "!!!" and called herself "juicezzz". I need back up.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
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