everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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