worst night to have a conscience
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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