Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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