No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
i'm 67% sure he was trying to sing in hawaiian
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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