My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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