But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
He offered to take me out to a nice dinner but I told him I would rather he just pay for my beer this weekend
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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