we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
If I walk downstairs and Kelly is fucking in the laundry room again I'm gonna die
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