is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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