My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Somebody started a fire in the kitchen. I puked on it till it went out. The firemen high fived me.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
That's so unfortunate for him bc you can always find another penis, but he's stuck with it
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
She sprained her ankle last night trying to flash me.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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