yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
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