Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
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