She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
The amount of 12yr olds downtown right now boggles the mind. I can thank taylor swift for a glimpse at my future 3rd wife.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
If people don't want my drunken phone call then TAKE YOUR FUCKING NUMER OFF OF FACEBOOK, like it's just that easy...
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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