that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Approach what situation? Look, I dunno if you think I'm like some lezbo cheetah waitin in some shrubs to pounce on you the second I see you, but I'm not!
well, everyone in my office is getting a nice laugh right now. But seriously... please delete my number
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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