he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i had a super strange, mommy/daddy issuestastic, mildly freudian, i-might-as-well-become-a-stripper-now-and-stop-fighting-the-inevitable dream last night :(
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
just realized we fucked to the ultimate disney playlist last night. hakuna matata.
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