We're facebook friends in real life
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Randomize
