Where are you?
In a non slutty way
kristin has been a bad kristin
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
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