You're so nebulous sometimes
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
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