i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
if i died would you start the facebook group?
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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