Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
Well the strippers have danced to goo goo dolls and green day, time of your life. Were all gonna commit suicide.
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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