I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey guys thanks for lettin me crash at your place for the weekend, I had a great time. PS I got three quarters of a hand job from an asian on the dance floor last night. True story.
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I think I told some stripper my friend owned Groupon Last night
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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