I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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