and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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