Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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