The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i had a dream the other night i was titty fucking you while you were asleep, then you woke up and didn't care.
I really think my calling is to star in a Live Links commercial
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I decided taking Molly and seeing Birdman seemed like a wise life choice.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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