There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just don't fit in here. The other wives are ten years older and have kids!
Well, you chose trophy wife of a 35 year old over college. Sit in your suburban soup and stew.
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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